Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Vicky Christina Barcelona (Shannon)

To be quite honest, I can't give this movie a fair review. Why? Well because it starred Scarlett Johansson and not that I didn't already know this before, but apparently I needed one final and unequivocal reminder that SHE SUCKS! Sorry to all of you that still like her...but Scoop + Match Point + Vicky Christina Barcelona = ScarJo is just DONE in my book. Seriously. She always looks like she is in a complete failure of an audition for a role.

But alas, I shall try to be fair....overall I'd give this movie a 5 (sorry Christy).
3 Reasons it wasn't a 2:
1. Penelope Cruz was brilliant! So volatile and beautiful and funny.
2. Javier Bardem was fab too. Not enough to get on to my top ten....but a very good performance! :)
3. Barcelona!

3 Reasons it wasn't a 7:
1. ScarJo
2. Girl on girl. Seriously totally unnecessary. And p.s. the movie was PG-13 so if you're a guy, don't get too excited.
3. ScarJo

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